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Now I know whats wrong with you.

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't...
 
 
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum , whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .

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On March 22nd 2008 REGIOLOVER Said :
REGIOLOVER IT IS FUNNY ALTHOUGH I THINK ITS MORE TRUE THAN FUNNY BUT GOOD ANYWAYS
On March 21st 2008 LostSoul1121 Said :
LostSoul1121 lol niiiice
On March 21st 2008 grammasgirl01 Said :
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LOL i really tht dat was funny :)
On March 21st 2008 xxprettygirl99 Said :
xxprettygirl99 lmao wow thats funny
On March 21st 2008 annagrace16 Said :
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haha danng. thats funny.
On March 21st 2008 MCRsLover Said :
MCRsLover what a breakthrough
On March 21st 2008 BSMuffin23 Said :
BSMuffin23 This is different
On March 21st 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster AHA! NOW I know whats wrong with you
On March 20th 2008 McCloud667 Said :
McCloud667 Epic.
On March 20th 2008 belladonnadoll Said :
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funny
On March 19th 2008 4evrtakn818 Said :
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true true
On March 19th 2008 Panda224 Said :
Panda224 Lol. Love it.
On March 19th 2008 vicki721 Said :
vicki721 thats like sayin "god made weed and man made beer" lol
On March 19th 2008 ImaSyn4Lyfe Said :
ImaSyn4Lyfe This is the smartest thing I've heard anyone say in a while, btw, Ignore DNAte.
On March 19th 2008 DNAte9959 Said :
DNAte9959 ...0.o
On March 19th 2008 kaylou84 Said :
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Thanks for the handy hint.
On March 19th 2008 kaylou84 Said :
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Thanks for the handy hint.
On March 19th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster NOW i know whats wrong with yous