No Ears

The businessman was self-conscious because he had no ears. So when he hired a manager, he asked each candidate, "Notice anything unusual about me?"

The first replied, "You have no ears." He was shown the door.

When the second candidate's response was the same, he was also tossed out. But the third guy had a different answer.

"You're wearing contact lenses," he said.

The businessman was flabbergasted. "How did you know?"

"Because people who don't have ears have to wear contacts."