Branster's Top Ten jokes of First

10. Hair Care Products Joke


So a man wasnt getting noticed by the ladies. He thought a change in shampoo would do the trick. He walked into work the next day. All through the day people told him his hair smelled bad. So he got angry. He marched up to the store he bought the shampoo from, slammed it on the counter and yelled, "IVE HEARD OF sham-POO, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"



9. whats the more deal with computers


Whats the deal with computers? COME ON! You plug it in and where it go? Your mother says, "nice computer", "yeah, if it wasnt so STUPID!", am I right? huh, huh? THANK YOU, I WILL BE HERE ALL WEEK!



8. which is it?


So a fire man walks into the groecery store to buy some lighter fluid. When he sets up on the cashier's counter she says, "woah there, dont blow up the place"


7. caterpillar and cabbage


What do you get when you put a caterpillar and cabage together? a cabbagepillar


6. my computerrrrrr


My computer began to act funny, no virus on it, but it acted funny. LOL, no, it did not tell me jokes or papa's stories of the war, but it acted...... strange. Like a penis demon was gonna attack or something. So I took it to the geeks that fix it. They opened it up to tke a looky. They see lots of poostashed around inside my computer. The geek looks at me, "This isnt a computer, its a compooper!"


5. (note: this was created before something similar to this happened, i think) 


 WOOHOO!


So a man was driving a bus ones fine day. Whistling daisies, smokin' a ciggie, yelling at teh kids. when all of the sudden a kid came up and spoke to him. "Mr. Bus Man, sir. My friend threw up in the back.". So, the bus driver goes to check on it. He also forgot to stop the bus as he went to check it. LOL!!!


4.Riding Airplanes hurt me


So I was sitting back, drinking om good ole orange juice, on an airplane. A flight attendant passed by with some hot coffee sitting on the edge of the tray on wheels. Now, the front wheel bumped into the back of my seat, cuasing the hot coffee to spill all over my upper right torso area, a bit on shoulders to. I screamed, "YOW! i BOUGHT A TICKET FOR AN AIRPLANE RIDE! NOT AN AIR-PAIN RIDE!"


3.  So, MATT!


Matt got fired.


2. Jew say in concentration camp?



What did the jew say in the concentration camp? He say, "Jew outta be kidding me!"




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