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I Steal Tires for a Living.

Views(545) Created(4-1-08) Category ( Dirty )

A man, lets call him StarFireRainDance, well, he just got layed off. AND COULDNT FIND ANOTHER YOB! So, he looked and looked, and no jobs available. Then, an ad caught his aye on the internet while looking for a tasy job. It read, "you can sell tires for alotta money now". The man rubbed his frosty chin, he was intrigued at this. So he sneaks acros the parking lot, steals a tire. Sells it. Steals another tire, and sells it, to. Then another, and another, and another. Finaly, he gets caught IN THE GOD BLESS-IT ACT. The judge before him rewards him with, "sleeping on tires until your life is over!". So the man now sleeps on tires. 5 years and he is still sleeping on tires. He is soooo tired of it.


Would of been better joke if testriffic would of let me slant some words.                 


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On April 4th 2008 keegan17 Said :
keegan17 ...
On April 3rd 2008 iluvnoble Said :
iluvnoble omg wow.. that was faggish.
On April 3rd 2008 iluvnoble Said :
iluvnoble omg wow.. that was faggish.
On April 3rd 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster yayyyy. thanks ya testriffic for taking whatever amoutn of time to put me 2 jokes up on yestaday best. and thank you fans, for voting. though, the, THE DA collector was of higher voting than the little johnny joke. and beleive me, i checked it before it hit midnight and the day was officialy over for votings of yesterdays jokes. but oh well, glad 2 of my jokes got here. at least with my jokes, you know there always ORIGINAL.
On April 1st 2008 Shelby331 Said :
Shelby331 BAHAHA...so stupid...no good
On April 1st 2008 Snooky9e Said :
Snooky9e haha...i getz it...lolz...luvz it...
On April 1st 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 no sorry me no gets it
On April 1st 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster ITS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE! GETS IT? like, he both tired of the living situation, and tired physicaly!