100 HA-larious Wrestling Mockeries.

Soooo, sometimes, me and my friend and or friendS likes ta poke around with wrestling. Like, "Ha ha, his name sounds similar to something else!". and now, I just cant contain my inner feelings, I must share these HA-larious mockeries with the ENTIRE WORLD. So, here ya go, 50 big ones to satisfies yo needs!

1. UnderWEARtaker- LOL! gets it? He acts, talks, eats, JUST LIKE THE 'TAKER, cept, he wears white undies on his head.

2. BATista? MORE LIKE OWL-tista!- He also acts just like batista, except he wears owl wings, and an owl mask that still reveils his handsome face. Ands, instead of, "Unleash the animal", it can beee, "RELEASE THE ANIMAL!" LOL!

3. Tommy Dreamer? WOAH, WOAH WOAH, HOLD IT! NO SLEEPING ON THE JOB! ITS NOW TOMMY THINKER! You must THINK to succeed, BUCKO!

4. Edge, is it? more like........ CLIFF! The rated PG-13 STUPID star, who hosts the cutting CLIFF!!! Sodas rule? No, Sodas ROCK!

5. RVD, Rob Van DAM(n), one of a kind, Mr. PPV, Mr.Monday night. yeah, yeah yeah, more like, RTD!- Road. Truck. DAN! Instead of a well-skilled martialartist wrestler, a drunken truck driver who fights in bars! Instead of Mr. Monday night, it can be Mr. SATURDAY NIGHT! instead of Mr. PPV, it can be, Mr. PPT! (pay per two) LOL! And, how about, lets see, A 2-STAR FROG SPLASH! yes oh yes, RTD really is the whole F WORDIN show.

6. Christian Cage- Catholic Steel Locked Box! unprettier? HA! NO! THE UNBEAUTIFULER!

7. And now, give it up for Saaaaaaaa ... BOOO!!! I would just LOVE to see Sabu come out as a ghost and wrestle as someone in ghost bed sheets.

8. Lets not forget the General Managers! Theodoor SHORT! Legano Estradaaaa! ANDDDD, WILLIAM ROYAL!!!

9. Dustman. Think Sandman, but with dust.

10. WWE- World Wrestling EEK!

11. Jeff Hardy? JEFF HARDYS! YUM, YUM! BURGERS!

12. Matt Hardy has Mattitude, so, MaTHEW Hardy has LONGITUDE!!!!

13. BAD OLE J.R!!!!!!!!

14. And Joey Styles!- HEY! wait a minute! Styles? Wait, wait. IS HE MARRIED TO A.J? LOL! Joey FASHION is more like it!

15. Michael Coleslaw.

16. SMACK UP!

17. FRESH! (you know, like, RAW meats, and, that can also mean FRESH meats)

18. EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ON SHY FI!!!!!!

19. ERIC PISSOFF!

20. AND KURT DIAGNOL!!!

21. WITH FISH (SHARK) BOY AS REF!!!

22. VAL PENIS!!!!

23. Lets not forget, STACY KEIBLER COOKIES!!!

24. and YOUlina!!!! LOL! likes, instead of MElina, its YOUlina.

25. Fart Break Kid.

26. UNROYAL RUMBLE!!!

27. YES WAY OUT!

28. WEENER MANIAAAA!!!! 24! LIVE FROM ORLANDO JORDAN!!!

29. WHIPLASH!!!

30. Juryday.

31. TWO-night STAND! BUA HA HA!!!

32. REVENGEence

33. BAD American Bash

34. WINTER SLAM!!!!

35. Forgiven.

36. YES, MERCY!!!!

37. Cyborg Sunday

38. Survivor MINI-series

39. LEG-ageddon

40. TNA PRESENTS, LOCK UP!

41. Destination Bankrupt!

42. SOFT JUSTICE!

43. Against all EVENS!

44. Reversal Point

45. BOUND FOR BANKRUPTCY!

46. Rowdy Roddy Metal Tubes!

47. Softcore Holly!

48. The American Nightmare, A Dusty Road!

49. Paul HEYwoman

50. Vincent Kennedy McWoman!

51. TNA wrestling- we are dickfaces.

52. TNA wrestling- Total Nonsense And Wrestling

53. MOVIE T! (instead of a book, err, and a t, its MOVIE t!)

54. Eric OLD!

55. YOU SMELL WHAT THE BOULDER IS BAKING?!

56. Stoned Cold 4:20 says, I just whooped some GRASS!

57. Trish? hmm, more like, 98.3 PERCENT STRASUSFIED!

58. Test? No. QUIZ!

59. matt striker? MATT HITTER!

60. Chris Jericho- REBUILD THE WALLS!

61. VANlito. gets it? Instead of CARlito, its VANlito XD!!!!

62. prostituion.

63. GENERATION X!!!! and if your not up with that, we got about 2 words for ya....... LICK IT!!!!

64. Double H- Hunter HEARSE! likes, the car you drive coffins in, LOL!

65. Star Arcade

66. Al Frost

67. First man Standing Match

68. "I Win" match

69. Blanket fight!

70. Clothes Contest

71. Hell in the SHELL!

72. Elimination Chambaaaa

73. the DUDLEY MEN!

74. TEAM 4-D!!!

75. and now, Mayflower VS Big to be seen in a certain way, AT WEENERMANIA 24!!!!

76. Festus? MORE LIKE FETUS!

77. Jimmy Ying YaNG!

78. Paul Britain

79. GM PUNK!!!

80. Jamie UN-NOBLE!

81. Ghost Squad. Instead of Male cheerleaders, it could be Male Cheer FOLLOWERS

82. Rellik? more like, RELISH! yes, I'll have some more of your WEEENER!

83. White Wain

84. Nacho Man Randy SAVVAGE!

85. WCW- Weeners Could Wrestle

86. Scott Frankensteiner!

87. Scott Corridor!

88. The Nabisco Brothers!

89. Legion of Loom

90. LOVE DUDE!

91. Finstand! instead of laying, GET OFF YO ASS, FINLAY, AND STAND!

92. Ewww, MAGA!

93. KELLY KELLY KELLY

94. BJ James!

95. Mikey Shipwreck! (A'HOY!)

96. Spiked Dudley

97. Bison Tomko!

98. Motor Shitty Machine Guns!

99. CASH IN THE BANK AT WM!!!

100. Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr CANidyyyyyy........... CANNN-I-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE