Delicious Salad

Ok, ok, my wife is making salad for our annual shindig, ya see. So, she is puttin' on the tomaters, dressing, piss, etc. Right, right, ok, sooo, she sits it down on the table, alright, and then walks off into the other room to go do woman stuff, ok. So, she leaves the room, to come back to find that Sparky, our dear dog, had ate the salad! I laugh and go, "Thats a ghost salad!"