Fun things to do at Walmart

Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms.

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.

Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers they can come in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

Look right into the security camera & used it as a mirror to
picked your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"

And last, but not least ....

Go into fitting room, shut the door wait awhile, then
yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here !!