80 Year Old Virgin

One morning a little old lady came into a clinic and was very upset. She came up to the receptionist's desk and said she needed to see the doctor immediatlly. The receptionist ask what was wrong, she replied, I woke up this morning and had little bugs all over my vagina!! I think I have the crabs. The receptionist asked, where do think you got them? She said I am a virgin so I can't imagine where they came from.

So she went into the exam room and the doctor checked her out. Then he step out for a few minutes and came back and said "Well, I have good news and I have bad news".

The good news is you don't have crabs. The old lady was relieved but she asked well what's the bad news?? He said the bad news is you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotton!!