Sunday Sermon

It was late Saturday night and the preacher hadn't been able to think of
a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to his
wife, "Dear, I think I have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going
to give a sermon about horseback riding!"

She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback
riding!"

He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on
just about every other subject I can think of."

The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "You know, if
you're going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just
going to sit in the car during the service because I'll be too
embarrassed for you."

"OK, then, suit yourself!" he replied. So, she stayed in the car.

Sitting in front of the church before the service, the preacher had a
sudden inspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX, and
just had the congregation in awe.

As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw the
wife sitting in the car and approached her window. "Wow! You just
missed the best sermon your husband has ever given!"

She replied, "Ah, what does he know about it? He's only tried it twice
in his entire life. Once on a church picnic while we were dating, and
once at my father's house after we were married. And, despite holding
on for dear life, he fell off both times!"