Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she  asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied,  "He had a  heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
  Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

  "Oh no, my  dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we  figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to  ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even.  Nothing  too strenuous, simply in on the "Ding" and out on the
"Dong."

  She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
if the ice  cream truck hadn't come along!"