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Don't pee in the bushes

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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic Garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a 20 dollar bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are 20 dollar bills Falling out of that bag..."  "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I' d better go back and see if I Can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"  "Well, now, not so fast," says the copper. "How did you get all that Money? "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is next to the parking lot of the Football Stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"  "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and Each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I Say: 20 dollars or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the copper. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."

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