What would dad do w/o mom

One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. **   **

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from a bad cold.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was 
one of my favorite toys. 

Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought 
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.  After several cups 
of tea and lots of praise for such good tea, my Mom came home.

Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, 
because it was 'just the cutest thing!'  My Mom waited, and sure 
enough,  I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watched 
him drink it, then said (as only a mother would)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water 
is the toilet? *