A Blonde Reviews Her Year

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was

too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...

"duh" ....bottles wouldn't fit in typewriter.

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in six months...box

said "2-4 years."

April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into

those little packets !

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition...learned later,

other swimmers cheated, they used their arms !

August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm...car swamped,

because top was down.

September - Lost on a TV quiz show...The capital of California is

"C"...isn't it ?

October - Hate M&M's ...they are so hard to peel...

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said "one hour per pound" and I weight 108.

December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"...there's no "eleven" button on

the phone!

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On December 6th 2008 disneyfan12 Said:


	lol hahahahahaha that's F-U-N-N-Y funny

On December 6th 2008 Ashlen14 Said: