Good one!

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Created(5-10-08)

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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Texan are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of
it.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land
in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no
infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet
high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the
country. Nothing can get
in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and
says, "Fill it with water."

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On May 10th 2008 XxpreppyemoxX Said :

	lmao

On May 10th 2008 lenea92 Said :

	HAHA...AWESOME..JUST AWESOME =]

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