Magic Beer

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Created(5-10-08)

Category ( Bar )

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the
bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer," he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar; but
afterwards realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes
back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really magic beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the
window to sit back down at the bar

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again!"

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
real asshole when you're drunk."

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On May 10th 2008 lenea92 Said :

	fyi... posted b 4 but still f**kin HILARIOUS

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