WHY AM I MARRIED?

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Created(5-10-08)

Category ( Relationships )

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished !

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,
"Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

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On May 26th 2008 Ub3rtim Said :

	i agree with thebranster on this one - vut u know its always the girls day

On May 12th 2008 TheBranster Said :

	marriage is nothing but an over-priced party celebrating 2 people with rings. ridiculous. if I love someone, I dont need to waste money and wear some ring to show it

On May 12th 2008 dhmm Said :

	hehehe

On May 12th 2008 chickp96 Said :

	haha cute

On May 12th 2008 Hudsonluv44 Said :

	I like the one about how a man doesnt know his wife... that one made me laugh the hardest.. good one : )

On May 12th 2008 MCRsLover Said :

	ha!

On May 12th 2008 JAiDyLeE Said :

	I don't want to get married, I may stay with the same man my whole life, but i dont wanna get married. lol

On May 10th 2008 suprchikash Said :

	that is freakin' hilarious!! i love it!

On May 10th 2008 aznbanky Said :

	wow....ahhaa..i guess...

On May 10th 2008 Marae1 Said :

	that's funny:)

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