The Ultimate Practitioner

 This is why 99% give the other one percent a bad name!!!


 A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
 Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's it going?

 Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces
 him, looks him straight in the eye and says:

 "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my

 place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing
 up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it
 doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of
 college, and I just flat-ass love it."

 Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer,
 too. What firm are you with?"