The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor
was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and it won
again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the
next
day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD
AND FREE.