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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "

"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then s ays,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent "

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On March 3rd 2008 XxpreppyemoxX Said :
XxpreppyemoxX lmao.
On March 3rd 2008 acuariangal555 Said :
acuariangal555 lol i posted the same joke b4 but mines was about holmes and watson but this one is way funnier lol
On March 3rd 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 haha i love it
On March 3rd 2008 AshleyAE44 Said :
AshleyAE44 Ha, wow.
On March 2nd 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster THOSE FEINDS! Man oh man, I would give anything to watch an episode of the lone ranger where the bad guy's plot is to steal there tent
On March 2nd 2008 Seanvelez Said :
Seanvelez lol thats gud
On March 1st 2008 2sEXyforu Said :
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took me a sec at the end i didnt read the part where the had a tent but when i reread it was rly funny
On March 1st 2008 spongbobsgirl Said :
spongbobsgirl heelarius!(i know its spelled wrong.)
On March 1st 2008 MattMcRimmon Said :
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this one is funny as hell
On March 1st 2008 poochcafe Said :
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On March 1st 2008 seekerovtruth Said :
seekerovtruth :) cute