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Dr. Smith's advise

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny
breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub
your  chest  and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
terrific  D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on
the bus and in a > panic  realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite
the little  rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of
the bus, closed her > eyes  and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I
want bigger boobies."       
 
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a
patient of  Dr.  Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

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On March 3rd 2008 twilightx28 Said :
twilightx28 Hahaha. That is funny.
On March 3rd 2008 fezzik1986 Said :
fezzik1986 nice, corny but funny
On March 3rd 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 advice*
On March 2nd 2008 kershey4eva Said :
kershey4eva i dont get it
On March 2nd 2008 JDXS Said :
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Good one.
On March 2nd 2008 adammckiel2000 Said :
adammckiel2000 rofl
On March 1st 2008 lilkgm Said :
lilkgm HAHA I ACCTUALLY GOT IT!
On March 1st 2008 spongbobsgirl Said :
spongbobsgirl oooo....
On March 1st 2008 MattMcRimmon Said :
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CORNEY
On March 1st 2008 poochcafe Said :
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I JUST GOT IT
On March 1st 2008 poochcafe Said :
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wut ends it? OMFG
On March 1st 2008 seekerovtruth Said :
seekerovtruth chuckles
On March 1st 2008 XSilentNoiseX Said :
XSilentNoiseX lmao
On March 1st 2008 mknct4ever Said :
mknct4ever omg
On March 1st 2008 razor1234 Said :
razor1234 HA HA