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Sound mind?

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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day 
while they were walking past the hospital swimming  pool,  Ralph 
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and 
stayed there.  Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the 
bottom and  pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's 
heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the 
hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally 
stable.   When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I 
have good  news and bad news. The good news is you're being 
discharged, since you  were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping 
in and saving the  life of the person you love.  I have concluded that 
your act displays sound mindedness.
 The bad news is, Ralph hung himself  in the bathroom 
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am 
so sorry, but he's dead." 

 Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.  How soon can I go home?" 


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On March 1st 2008 spongbobsgirl Said :
spongbobsgirl i am edna!fear me!