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Why are wedding dresses white?

Views(341) Created(7-7-07) Category ( Relationships )

 



  A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS!!!!!!
               (Now he's dead!)
 


Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your
bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this
with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."


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On March 3rd 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 oh that is so messed up!!!!!!! lol but it's still funny,, so whatever,,....... haha lmao
On July 7th 2007 SandraCandy789 Said :
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i dont get it
On July 7th 2007 SandraCandy789 Said :
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i dont get it
On July 7th 2007 amyc1234567 Said :
amyc1234567 That's dumb.
On July 7th 2007 Cheyenne1023 Said :
Cheyenne1023 OMG THE GURL WHO ROTE THAT ABOVE ME IS A LOSER AND I LIKED YOUR POEM BUT THAT GURL IS A LOSER!!!
On July 7th 2007 jazmin591 Said :
jazmin591 how sad!!!!
On July 7th 2007 mayoish576 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES