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Views(261) Created(7-7-07) Category ( Women )


Gambling Blonde


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
Attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,"Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."



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On May 28th 2008 deb729 Said :
my picture
thats a smart blonde
On March 3rd 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 haha i've read it before but it's still really funy rotflmfao
On November 9th 2007 Punkette40 Said :
Punkette40 And who ever said blonde's where stupid? xD
On July 8th 2007 Kidarakakash Said :
Kidarakakash Hahahaha!
On July 8th 2007 NATURELOVER1 Said :
NATURELOVER1 WHAT A BRILLIANT BLONDE. LOL!
On July 7th 2007 RoKkErBiTcH Said :
RoKkErBiTcH lmao!! thats fukkin funny!!
On July 7th 2007 jazmin591 Said :
jazmin591 funny but they were waiting at the CRAP table?
On July 7th 2007 ehsshorty1491 Said :
ehsshorty1491 nice. i ought to try that.
On July 7th 2007 muffinbobeat48 Said :
muffinbobeat48 OOOOOOOOOOH that's BRILLIANT!