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FlagSensitive Guy
Views(1658)
Created(6-9-07)
Category ( Dirty )
Created(6-9-07)
Category ( Dirty )
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely
filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears,
carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom
shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so
overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more
heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over,
gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says,
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely
filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears,
carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom
shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so
overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more
heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over,
gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says,
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
Please Login to post comments| On June 11th 2007 retardd5 Said : | |
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omg!!! that's hilareous....but very terrible at the same time! |
| On June 11th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said : | |
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lol! |
| On June 11th 2007 christinescene Said : | |
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Funny yet, completely horrible. I don't know which one to choose. |
| On June 11th 2007 xrockerxtc Said : | |
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LMAO!! |
| On June 11th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said : | |
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thats so rude ...but really funny |
| On June 11th 2007 funnthesun1091 Said : | |
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haha.. thats funny! |
| On June 11th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said : | |
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thats freakin hilariuas ive never heard that totally funny |
| On June 11th 2007 Jokilolo Said : | |
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I've heard the joke before, not exactly how it goes.. still funny |
| On June 11th 2007 thisxisxryan Said : | |
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carni love gross |
| On June 11th 2007 thisxisxryan Said : | |
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carni love gross |
| On June 10th 2007 playergurl05 Said : | |
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that was hilarious |
| On June 10th 2007 2BrokenAngel3 Said : | |
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OMFG, thats shterfs wud funny azza mug |
| On June 10th 2007 2BrokenAngel3 Said : | |
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OMFG, thats shterfs wud funny azza mug |
| On June 9th 2007 lonleyboyage30 Said : | |
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carnie sex FTW |
| On June 9th 2007 sweety959 Said : | |
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lol.. thats pretty funny! u gots my vote! |
