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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES!

Views(6039) Created(6-9-07) Category ( College )

 
(You MUST read them aloud)
 
 That's not right  
  Sum Ting Wong
  Are you harboring a fugitive?  
  Hu Yu Hai Ding
  See me ASAP  
  Kum Hia Nao
  Stupid Man  
  Dum Fuk
  Small Horse  
  Tai Ni Po Ni
  Did you go to the beach?  
  Wai Yu So Tan
  I bumped into a coffee table  
  Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
  I think you need a face lift  
  Chin Tu Fat
  It's very dark in here  
  Wai So Dim 
  I thought you were on a diet  
  Wai Yu Mun Ching
  This is a tow away zone  
  No Pah King
  Our meeting is scheduled for next week  
  Wai Yu Kum Nao
  Staying out of sight  
  Lei Ying Lo
  He's cleaning his automobile  
  Wa Shing Ka
  Your body odor is offensive  
  Yu Stin Ki Pu
  Great  
  Fa Kin Su Pa


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On June 24th 2008 cj8067 Said :
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THiS MaKES ME LaUGH EVERY SiNGLE TiME ii REaD THE DaMN THiNG...MY BEST FRiEND && ii USED TO SaY aLL THE TiME ai BaNG Mai FU KiN Ni && SUM TiNG W0NG
On June 20th 2008 bern0310 Said :
bern0310 lol.
On March 27th 2008 bodaciousshoik Said :
bodaciousshoik you got that whole thing off of funnyjunk. still love it though. fa kin su pa
On March 14th 2008 benzbby08 Said :
benzbby08 soo wrong on so many levels...lmao
On March 3rd 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 haha too funny too funny lol did u come up with this or did u just think it was funny to post??!!!!!!!!! well whatever i love it great job it's hillarious
On February 5th 2008 leona136 Said :
leona136 amazing!!!
On January 18th 2008 Sk8ncutie001 Said :
Sk8ncutie001 OMG!!! THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!
On January 15th 2008 23KARINA Said :
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LMAO!!! AWESOME!!!
On January 3rd 2008 YoruTsuki Said :
YoruTsuki haha nice =]]
On December 21st 2007 vicki721 Said :
vicki721 hahahaha thats awesome!!!!!
On December 18th 2007 Andrea0615 Said :
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dude i have to admit that get's me every time i pritned it out and my brother almost died of laughter and fa king su pa get me everytime
On December 9th 2007 misscrissangel Said :
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lmao that was fucking hilarious
On December 7th 2007 whorule Said :
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who come out wif this stuff?? salute!
On December 4th 2007 XoXoTrIcIaXoXo Said :
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so many people forward that in e-mails so im sure everyone has heard it by now!
On November 12th 2007 thedave3546 Said :
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不是 普通话 Dudes that aint mandarin.