WEDDING NIGHT

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Created(6-9-07)

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           Honeymoon at Home: Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

           In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

           She replies, "No".

           Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

           His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

           Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
   "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

           She replies, "No."

           Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

           His mom replies, "Never mind what you think!
     Eat your lunch and go back to school." ;

   After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
   "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

           His mom says, "No."

           He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

           His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

           He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

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On May 28th 2008 deb729 Said :

	omg....lol...that must suck

On June 11th 2007 battlecry01 Said :

	ohh my gosh...lol that's hilarious.. sounds like something MY brother would do...

On June 11th 2007 retardd5 Said :

	hahaha funny!

On June 11th 2007 69Lexi69 Said :

	hahaha this is really funny!!!!

On June 11th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :

	haha nice nice

On June 11th 2007 whitespice Said :

	OMG, took me a while to figure out what Vaseline is, but after i figured it out i thought it was freakin' hilarious.

On June 11th 2007 funnthesun1091 Said :

	haha.. funny stuff..

On June 11th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :

	oh my freakin gosh wasnt expecting that but very funny lol lol

On June 11th 2007 babygurl8707 Said :

	funny stuff, it sounds painful, but really funny

On June 9th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :

	Aaahhhhh!! So funny!!

On June 9th 2007 xkaelee Said :

	hahaha ouchh

On June 9th 2007 PCgirl23 Said :

	Poor guy!

On June 9th 2007 Pyromanai1279 Said :

	lol crap that stinks...lol figuratively speaking!

On June 9th 2007 Aluche2 Said :

	hahahahaha!

On June 9th 2007 cjaskot Said :

	omegawsh! !!!

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