Kansas Cowboy PICK UP LINE

 


Kansas Cowboy

   A Kansas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a
    seat next to a very attractive
    woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually
    looks at his watch for a moment.

   The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
    running late?"

   "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art
    watch, and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art
    watch? What's so special about it?"

    The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to
    talk to me telepathically."

    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

    "The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must
    be broken because I am wearing panties!"

   The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,
   "Dang thing's an hour fast."