Oh My Goodness

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Created(4-21-07)

Category ( Relationships )

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do. He's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes onand ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head
on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about Uncle ! Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause**

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486 -5731??

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On June 28th 2007 SyNiStUrLy Said :

	its oh k.

On April 21st 2007 deaddolly Said :

	haaaaaaaaaa

On April 21st 2007 jess3502 Said :

	Haha, that sucks

On April 21st 2007 graciegal01 Said :

	haha thats a good one

On April 21st 2007 aes1 Said :

	OHHHHH!! DANG! hahaahahaaa!

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