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Eggs for breakfast

Views(232) Created(4-21-07) Category ( Relationships )

 She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."

He thinks, 'This is my lucky day,' and gives it his all on the kitchen
table.

He says afterwards, "What was that all about?"

She says, "The egg timer's broken."

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On March 3rd 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 no it does not!!!! it's freakin funny as hell!!!!!!!
On June 28th 2007 SyNiStUrLy Said :
SyNiStUrLy srry but it sux.