the money jar/ 3 doors

A guy walks into a bar, he's down on his luck because he's broke. He sees a jar of money behind the bar, and asks the bartender what's up. The bartender tells him that its a contest, but nobody has ever won because its that hard.

"Wow, there must be a thousand dollars in there!" says the man.

"Try ten" says the bartender, "But it only costs twenty to enter, so that should tell you how hard it is."

"I need the money that bad, boss what do I do?" he asks.

The Bartender says, " First you have to finish a bottle of tequila, then, there's the three doors behind you. In the first one is a 400 pound Sumo wrestler., who you have to knock out. In the second is a pitbull, who really needs his tooth pulled. And if you make it to door three, there's a 97 year old lady in there who really needs a roll in the hay. Nobody has ever done it, and it's 20 bucks a try.."

The broke guy slams a twenty dollar bill on the bar and immediately chugs the tequila.

"Should I go over the rules again?" asked the bartender but it was too late. The guy was already in room one, he broke the bottle over the Sumo's head and went in room two. There was two or three minutes of ruckus before the pitbull came out crying and ran right out the bar.  The broke guy emerged, naked, and shouted"That was easy, now wheres the old lady who needs her tooth pulled???"