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Son Praying

Views(589) Created(11-15-07) Category ( Men )

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

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On November 19th 2007 xJesseh Said :
xJesseh Ahahhaah. That was too funny. Mean little kid, killing off his family like that.. x]
On November 17th 2007 rabbit014 Said :
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when the husbands away the milk man will play
On November 17th 2007 kaisermage Said :
kaisermage pretty amusing
On November 17th 2007 YummxPotatoes Said :
YummxPotatoes XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
curse the Omen. >:)
son of satan. XDDDDDDDDD
On November 15th 2007 Ishu Said :
Ishu oh God XD
On November 15th 2007 Kneightmaire21 Said :
Kneightmaire21 Why is the milkman always the father?
On November 15th 2007 gothichik14 Said :
gothichik14 OMG!!!
On November 15th 2007 smileygrl19283 Said :
smileygrl19283 omg.. that is too funny.. i like it.
On November 15th 2007 benbenbenjilly Said :
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lol thats amazin!
On November 15th 2007 melenasoliel Said :
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*gasp* that was disturbing!.. but funny! haha! but what tha hell is "ta, ta"?.. well whatever it is, i think i'll be using that haha! j/k
On November 15th 2007 shit213 Said :
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dont get it!!!
On November 15th 2007 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia dont get it!
On November 15th 2007 BeefyBovine Said :
BeefyBovine That is Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah funny funny funny