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Man and His Wife

Views(1510) Created(10-20-07) Category ( Relationships )

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain.
"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame.
"Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?"she asks.
"No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."
"Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies

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On January 18th 2008 maymai Said :
maymai hehe....good one....stupid but very good..lol..two thumbs up!!!!:D
On January 8th 2008 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lol
On October 22nd 2007 LaveMoofin33 Said :
LaveMoofin33 if he's on the swing howd he knock on the door?
On October 22nd 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox random
On October 21st 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 LOL that was cute
On October 21st 2007 Dhania44 Said :
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DAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! LMAO!!!
On October 21st 2007 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 DATS FUKIN FUNNY LMAO
On October 20th 2007 killak09 Said :
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dodno what happend
On October 20th 2007 chain1105 Said :
chain1105 IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On October 20th 2007 IsabellAguila Said :
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hahahahahahaha LOL man that was good!!!!!!!
On October 20th 2007 aaronlehrmann Said :
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DOM
On October 20th 2007 gbz10 Said :
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it fuckin sucks
On October 20th 2007 Sondra71 Said :
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lol
On October 20th 2007 deckofkards Said :
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sstupid
On October 20th 2007 CarissaNiicole Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On October 20th 2007 nikkiedodo Said :
nikkiedodo hehehehehhe!is he like a kid or sumthin??
On October 20th 2007 kenzie893 Said :
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lol
On October 20th 2007 stacey994 Said :
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its crap hehe!!
On October 20th 2007 DSXno1 Said :
DSXno1 heh
On October 20th 2007 jvprice Said :
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thats gay
On October 20th 2007 Kneightmaire21 Said :
Kneightmaire21 ok i was expecting a...different ending