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The Preachers Raise

Views(744) Created(10-18-07) Category ( Men )

There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After five or six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's pay. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the preacher's additional children were costing the church.
The preacher got up and spoke to the crowd and said... "HAVING CHILDREN IS AN ACT OF GOD!"
In the back of the room, a little old man stood up and yelled "SNOW AND RAIN ARE ALSO ACTS OF GOD, BUT WHEN WE GET TOO MUCH, WE WEAR RUBBERS."


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On October 20th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart hahaha awesome Lol
On October 20th 2007 balla76 Said :
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hahaha funny stuff right there
On October 20th 2007 deathandlove Said :
deathandlove HUHH...i don't get it..HAHAHA?
On October 19th 2007 blondiebonita Said :
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he he
On October 18th 2007 TeresaRMiller Said :
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very humorous
On October 18th 2007 jhiett Said :
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pritty funny
On October 18th 2007 minmylove Said :
minmylove huh???? I don't get it...
On October 18th 2007 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 that was good lmao
On October 18th 2007 KARYN84 Said :
KARYN84 CUTE
On October 18th 2007 GearBomb Said :
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
On October 18th 2007 katiejean1461 Said :
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haha