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The Ignorant Archaeologists

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A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were thefollowing symbols, in this order of appearance:
A woman
A donkey
A shovel
A fish
and a Star of David.
They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least three thousand
years old. They chopped out the piece of
stone and had it brought to the museum where
archaeologists from all over the world came to
study the ancient symbols. They held a
huge meeting after months of conferences to
discuss what they could agree was the meaning
of the markings. The President of their society
stood up and pointed at the first drawing and
said:
"This looks like a woman. We can judge that
this race was family oriented and held women
in high esteem. You can also tell they were
intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a
donkey, so, they were smart enough to have
animals help them till the soil. The next drawing
looks like a shovel of some sort, which means
they had tools to help them. Even further
proof of their high intelligence is the fish
which means that if a famine had hit the earth,
whereby the food didn't grow, they would
take to the sea for food. The last symbol
appears to be the Star of David which means
they were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically and
the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see
that you are all in full agreement with our
interpretations."
Suddenly a little old man stood up in the back
of the room and said, "Idiots! You are all
wrong about what the writings say. First of all,
everyone knows that Hebrew is not read from
left to right, but from right to left.
Look again. ... It now says: "Holy Mackerel, Dig
The Ass On That Woman!"


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On October 17th 2007 BranMan1993 Said :
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reapersheart lmao
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AzalieUzumaki lolz
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karoc88888888 i think it's funny but offencive i want to be an archaeologist
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Chifullness lol
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tillymaymopop HAHA Cute
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