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Potatoes

Views(992) Created(10-14-07) Category ( Men )

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES!
Love,
Fred

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Fred

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On November 5th 2007 ballerg53 Said :
ballerg53 i love that joke it is funny and good way of thinking
On November 1st 2007 Lovelyeyes0 Said :
Lovelyeyes0 cute
On October 18th 2007 Snooky9e Said :
Snooky9e that son is so nice
On October 16th 2007 alienz13 Said :
alienz13 wow lol funny
On October 16th 2007 katykills Said :
katykills OMG funny
On October 16th 2007 TJT12 Said :
TJT12 LOL
On October 16th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart lmao haha thats great
On October 16th 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness That's the same as the police choping the firewood to find pot that wasn't there, hehe.
On October 16th 2007 firerocket67 Said :
firerocket67 clever boy, dumb FBI, clever father. they were totally in cahootes with each other. loved it!
On October 15th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 haha nice! very funny!
On October 14th 2007 imdironman Said :
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smart and funny
On October 14th 2007 magicwand242 Said :
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I love that, it's great!
On October 14th 2007 KARYN84 Said :
KARYN84 THAT WAS FUNNY AND CLEVER
On October 14th 2007 sk8ergrrl44 Said :
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hahaha that took me a minute i love it
On October 14th 2007 izzyslow Said :
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i dont get it
On October 14th 2007 angiegymgurl Said :
angiegymgurl awwwww..........thats nice of the son to do that! =)
On October 14th 2007 alaina12110 Said :
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What ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
On October 14th 2007 iamonleyme Said :
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ha! thats awesome.