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What Makes 100%?

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What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close.. Attitude will get you there...Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top...

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On November 12th 2007 krappyjoe Said :
krappyjoe It was ok.
On November 6th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lmao
On November 5th 2007 ballerg53 Said :
ballerg53 i like this one a lot it is good
On October 16th 2007 midnightkill Said :
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love this!!! but i make all the way with attitude and knowlage.
On October 16th 2007 SmartAzngirl Said :
SmartAzngirl ha if i told my math teacher that. she would freak out! so true though
On October 16th 2007 isketchaddict Said :
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Omg...so freakin true, i live this everyday...where asskicking definately puts me over the top!! ♥ it!!
On October 16th 2007 myname17 Said :
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I gotta tell my math teacher that
On October 16th 2007 katykills Said :
katykills OMG love it
On October 16th 2007 TJT12 Said :
TJT12 love it
On October 16th 2007 ChristinaUnoMe Said :
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It's not the best but it pruves a good point lol
On October 16th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart ha nice
On October 16th 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness My boss sent this to me a couple weeks ago. He agrees with it, lol.
On October 16th 2007 Xelleron Said :
Xelleron Funny and... so so right!
On October 16th 2007 sabrelovesyou Said :
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I love it.
On October 15th 2007 Snuggzzz Said :
Snuggzzz Aleera00 Said : Love the joke, the only thing is that Asskissing adds up to 127 not 118. EXACTLY.. I was wondering who as going to catch that.. **smiles** Very observant..
On October 15th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 haha nice, it took me a second, but I got it!
On October 15th 2007 Aleera00 Said :
Aleera00 Love the joke, the only thing is that Asskissing adds up to 127 not 118.
On October 14th 2007 imdironman Said :
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very funny
On October 14th 2007 marissaanddani Said :
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funny
On October 14th 2007 melynn2378 Said :
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interesting, but not funny
On October 14th 2007 cAffEiNemiNa94 Said :
cAffEiNemiNa94 thats pretty cool lolz
On October 14th 2007 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 WOW DAT WAS A GOOD WAY TO PUT IT LOL DIS WAS FUNNY THO
On October 14th 2007 bombers1024 Said :
bombers1024 do have a clue wat is says!!!!
On October 14th 2007 pongstick386 Said :
pongstick386 lawlz
On October 14th 2007 shakyra Said :
shakyra lol das crazy