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Fishing License

Views(838) Created(10-13-07) Category ( Women )

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after
several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading my book,” she replies as she thinks to herself, “Is this guy blind, or what?”

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her. “But, Officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”

“But you have all this equipment, Ma’am. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that I will charge you with rape,” snaps the irate woman.

“I didn’t even touch you,” says the sheriff.

“Yes, that’s true….but you have all the equipment.


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On October 15th 2007 rubyjean16 Said :
rubyjean16 lol love it
On October 15th 2007 sabrelovesyou Said :
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Hehe, I love it.
On October 15th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox lol
On October 15th 2007 firerocket67 Said :
firerocket67 haha, loved it
On October 15th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart lmao im gonna remember that thats good
On October 14th 2007 gissyment Said :
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That was fabulous!!
On October 13th 2007 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 wow haha she has a point lmao
On October 13th 2007 wolferdog Said :
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thats funny cuz alls u need to have is ur body to rape so he has all the equipment
On October 13th 2007 supergenie Said :
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I don't get it?
On October 13th 2007 joe24680 Said :
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i think its a good joke
On October 13th 2007 ilikebread07 Said :
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its alrite
On October 13th 2007 tarla1234 Said :
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its ok