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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for him to go and have a good time. So he took his costume and away he went.The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

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On May 16th 2008 CaseyVIP Said :
CaseyVIP I feel sorry for the chick... Hot Damn, I hope he forgives her... LOL!!!
On January 8th 2008 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia LOL
On November 5th 2007 ballerg53 Said :
ballerg53 that is hillarious, I LOVE IT!
On November 2nd 2007 DeeBeast Said :
DeeBeast oh thatz so fucked up, but funny azz hell!!!
On October 31st 2007 jlaufer Said :
jlaufer HAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS GOOD!
On October 15th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 haha nice!
On October 12th 2007 shaniboo2 Said :
shaniboo2 This is pretty funny!!!! LMAO!!!
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On October 8th 2007 kero1234 Said :
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that was cool 'nuff said
On October 8th 2007 Pilot808 Said :
Pilot808 lol.
On October 8th 2007 thompsonspeed2 Said :
thompsonspeed2 lol never heard that one befor
On October 8th 2007 chriskneale Said :
chriskneale thats hilarious
On October 8th 2007 chriskneale Said :
chriskneale thats hilarious
On October 8th 2007 aviateress Said :
aviateress hahaha very funny!
On October 8th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart lmao haha
On October 8th 2007 Darkrose3 Said :
Darkrose3 Whoo! That is funny!
On October 8th 2007 pixxyvixen Said :
pixxyvixen cute... I've heard that before. Liked it then too!
On October 8th 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness Hehe, nice!
On October 8th 2007 Aleera00 Said :
Aleera00 There is a slightly different version of this were the husband loaned the costume to the wifes little brother.
On October 8th 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said :
AzalieUzumaki lolz
On October 7th 2007 rebeccaisett Said :
rebeccaisett hollllly shit how freakn funnnyyyyyyyy
On October 7th 2007 anyashi Said :
anyashi OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!
On October 7th 2007 hardcore520 Said :
hardcore520 that is crazy funny!!!!!
On October 7th 2007 xxxMusicDJooo Said :
xxxMusicDJooo lol..
On October 6th 2007 babyjaye Said :
babyjaye oooohhhh she didn't lol