Rainbow Ice

A man walks into an Ice-cream store called, Rainbow ice, and asks with a lisp, "Yes, um.. I'd like some ice cream... please?"

and then the clerk at the counter says, also with a lisp, "OHH!!!  You get the discount!!"

then the man replies, "gee thanks! you sure are niicee... if you catch my drift."

and then the clerk answers, "oh thank you, do you think we could... HANG OUT, if you know what i mean??"

"Oh sure" the man replied

"See you out back" said the clerk

So the man went out back, and the clerk dropped the pants, and the man screamed.

"what's the matter, honey!" said the clerk

and the man replied, "Dude, I'm gay!