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Created: 11/03 2007
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Dont step on a duck!

Kate, Jane, and Tyla all died in a car wreck.

St. Peters was at heavens gate and said " Welcome to heaven. here we only have one rule. Dont step on a duck. If you do, you will be tied to a ugly hideous beast."

"that will be easy" they said while entering heaven.

They look. Ducks are EVERYWHERE!

Kate was walking around one day while eating a peanut butter jelly sandwitch. She dropped it.

"Dang it!" she said then stomped on a duck. That one starts quacking. they all start quacking.

She got tied to a ugly hideous beast.

Jane was playing soccer and kicked the ball off the side of heaven.

"Aw Crap!" she said then kicked a duck. That one starts quacking. they all start quacking.

 She then got tied to a uglu hideous beast.

Now Tyla on the other hand was totally careful. she always watched where she steped.

One day St. Peter tied her to a very hansome man.

she said "What did I do to deserve to be tied to a cute guy?'

The man said. "i don't know, all I did was step on a duck."

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