Good Son

There was a 5th grader named Bob.

Bob is failing English class and his parents know about it too.

One day Bob comes home from school.

BOB: Mom im not failing English anymore!

MOM: Really?Im so proud of you how dod you do it?

BOB: I slept with the teacher!

MOM: BOB, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS THERE!!!!!!!\

Bob goes up to his room and sits on his bed...5 minutes later his dad walks into the room and shuts the door.He stands there for a couple of seconds and then a HUGE smile goes across his face.

DAD: Son I am soooo proud of you!

BOB: ...You are?

DAD: Yes I am and as a matter of fact... im going to take you to get a brand new bike!

Bob and his dad goes to the bike store and Bob picks out a blue mountain bike, perfect for his size.

DAD: Test out the bike.

BOB: I dont want to.

DAD: Why not son what is wrong?

BOB: My but still huts!