Stupid State Laws

ALABAMA

1. its illegal to drive barefooted.

2.its illegal to play dominoes on a sunday.

3.it is illegal to wear a fake moustache is church that causes laughter.

4.putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

5.Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

6.it is illegal to drive the wrong way down a one way street with a lantern attached to the front of your car.

7.you may not have an icecream cone in your back pocket at anytime.

8. in Anniston you may not wear blue jeans down Noble st.

ALASKA

1.it is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

2.In anchorage its illegal to be a clown.

3.in fairbanks its considered to give alchohol to a live moose.

4.in Junea people who own flamingoes may not let them into a barbershop.

5.in Soldotna persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist.

ARIZONA

1.hunting camels is prohibited.

2.any misdemeanor commited while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

3.its illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.

4.while being attacked by a criminal or burgalur you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the attacker is using.

5.it is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

6.you may not have more than two dildos in a house. LOL!!!!

7.cards may not be played in the street with a native amercan.

8.a decree declares that anyone who steals a bar of soap must wash themselves with that bar until it is all used up.

9.An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

10.One must be18 years old to buy spray paint.

11.In the town of Tuscon women may not wear pants.

ARKANSAS

1.A man can legally beat his wife but no more than once a month.

2.Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

3.no one may suddenly start or stop their cars at a mcdonalds.

4.Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

5. flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little rock may result in 30 jail sentence.

6.It is unlawful to walk ones cow down mainstreet after 1 pm.

CALIFORNIA

1. Sunshine is guarenteed to the masses.

2. it is illegal for animals to mate publicly within 1500 ft of  taverns,schools,or places of worship.

3.Women may not drive in a house coat.

4.Nobody is allowed to ride abicycle in any swimming pool.

5.you are not permited to wear cowboy boots unless you own two cows.

6.it is illegal to spit except on a baseball diamond.

7.It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.

8.Bowling on the side walk is illegal.