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Alien

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This alien lands on Earth and goes into a music store and hears the people singing "Me me me me me."so he goes down the street singing   then he walks into a restaurant and hears the people  chanting "Forks and knives!" so he goes down the street singing his knew words  he then walks into a commercial studio and the people are chanting  "Plug it in!Plug it in!"

about an hour later the alien is approached by a police officer the officer asks

"Excuse me sir I'm looking for wittnesses to a brutal attack that resalted in a mans death Do you know who attacked him

the alien replies me me me me me

what did you kill him with?

forks and knives! forks and knives!

I'm sorry sir but i'll have to take you to jail and you'll get the electric chair if you are convicted

Plug it in! Plug it in!!



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