Can I have a sheep?
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Please Login to post comments| On May 22nd 2009 Laishahriver Said: |
| lol |
| On April 20th 2009 Leviir5 Said: |
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| On February 21st 2009 missingRoses Said: |
| lol! |
| On August 31st 2008 mymyspacesux Said: |
| come up with ur own damn jokes!! |
| On December 25th 2007 DamnYourAss Said: |
| copied dumbass |
| On October 18th 2007 katiejean1461 Said: |
| this has already been posted |
| On October 6th 2007 nerdzilla2000 Said: |
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| here* |
| On October 6th 2007 nerdzilla2000 Said: |
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| i like blonde jokes, but not ALL blondes are dumb , u ppl should be able 2 tell the difference btween fiction and reality. btw, the jokes been on her a million times |
| On October 2nd 2007 gorjuzkisses Said: |
| ... SO OLD |
| On October 2nd 2007 Sam101Huey Said: |
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| weird stupid retarded. |
| On October 2nd 2007 rebeccaisett Said: |
| cute |
| On October 2nd 2007 pinocciodreams Said: |
| lmao, it wasnt that hard to guess, i mean no dog looks like a sheep |
| On October 2nd 2007 Chifullness Said: |
| I'm pretty sure this was posted before... |
| On October 2nd 2007 rlsanden Said: |
| Funny! |
| On October 1st 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said: |
| im blonde, i like blonde jokes, im a straight a student, & i think this iz funneh!n_n good work! |
| On October 1st 2007 joppysgirl Said: |
| LOL...this is great! You blonde peeps need to lightin up. |
| On October 1st 2007 Juliesbaby111 Said: |
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| I dont like it cause It is mean to blondes lik me jerk |
| On September 30th 2007 jendennis1987 Said: |
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| this is funny |
| On September 30th 2007 LuvMiOrHateMi Said: |
| lol that was a good one! |
| On September 30th 2007 morbidangel585 Said: |
| haha thats funny. poor dog |
| On September 30th 2007 stinkichip Said: |
| bad boy joke made me giggle and thts kinda hard to do lol |
| On September 30th 2007 Vanilla7827 Said: |
| i dont understand |
| On September 30th 2007 LauraCee13 Said: |
| Hilarious,, Its True About Blondes Though,, They Are Pretty Dumb Lmao |
| On September 30th 2007 Pilot808 Said: |
| lol. :D |
| On September 30th 2007 Hollehmariee Said: |
| haha |
