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Can I have a sheep?

Views(1830) Created(9-30-07) Category ( Blonde )

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"


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On August 31st 2008 mymyspacesux Said :
mymyspacesux come up with ur own damn jokes!!
On December 25th 2007 DamnYourAss Said :
DamnYourAss copied dumbass
On October 18th 2007 katiejean1461 Said :
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this has already been posted
On October 6th 2007 nerdzilla2000 Said :
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here*
On October 6th 2007 nerdzilla2000 Said :
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i like blonde jokes, but not ALL blondes are dumb , u ppl should be able 2 tell the difference btween fiction and reality. btw, the jokes been on her a million times
On October 2nd 2007 gorjuzkisses Said :
gorjuzkisses ... SO OLD
On October 2nd 2007 Sam101Huey Said :
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weird stupid retarded.
On October 2nd 2007 rebeccaisett Said :
rebeccaisett cute
On October 2nd 2007 pinocciodreams Said :
pinocciodreams lmao, it wasnt that hard to guess, i mean no dog looks like a sheep
On October 2nd 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness I'm pretty sure this was posted before...
On October 2nd 2007 rlsanden Said :
rlsanden Funny!
On October 1st 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said :
AzalieUzumaki im blonde, i like blonde jokes, im a straight a student, & i think this iz funneh!n_n good work!
On October 1st 2007 joppysgirl Said :
joppysgirl LOL...this is great! You blonde peeps need to lightin up.
On October 1st 2007 Juliesbaby111 Said :
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I dont like it cause It is mean to blondes lik me jerk
On September 30th 2007 jendennis1987 Said :
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this is funny
On September 30th 2007 LuvMiOrHateMi Said :
LuvMiOrHateMi lol that was a good one!
On September 30th 2007 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha thats funny. poor dog
On September 30th 2007 stinkichip Said :
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bad boy joke made me giggle and thts kinda hard to do lol
On September 30th 2007 Vanilla7827 Said :
Vanilla7827 i dont understand
On September 30th 2007 LauraCee13 Said :
LauraCee13 Hilarious,, Its True About Blondes Though,, They Are Pretty Dumb Lmao
On September 30th 2007 Pilot808 Said :
Pilot808 lol. :D
On September 30th 2007 Hollehmariee Said :
Hollehmariee haha
On September 30th 2007 Gabby5285 Said :
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dony get it
On September 30th 2007 BrAdLeYcOpPiCk Said :
BrAdLeYcOpPiCk LOL
On September 30th 2007 cutegal944 Said :
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thats so funny!