Mental Guy @ McDonalds

A guy broke out of a mental hospital.

He had a singing problem. He sung EVERYthing he said. As he broke out he went to McDonalds. He got to the cashier and began singing...

"Id like a burger a one two three four...not to done not to rare but in the groove...a one two three four."

The cashier said "Um sir i dont know if i can help you let me get my manager"

The manager comes out an ask "wat can i get you sir?"

 The mental man sings again.." Id like some fries a one two three four some crunchy fries a one two three four..not to hot not to cold but in the groove a one two three four"

The manager replys "Sir i dont know if i can help you let me go get Ronald McDonald"

Ronald McDonald comes out..."HOw may i help you sir?"

The man sings once more

"Id like a shake a one two three four, a milky shake a one two three four not to thick not to thin but in the groove a one two three four.."

Ronald McDonald thinks for a moment.....

"I think i can help you sir......A kiss my ass a one two three four not on the left not on the rite but in the groove a one two three four!!!"