Funny Blonde joke 1

Once upon a time, there was a small house in England, and in that small house was a small room, and in that room was a mirror. It was a magical mirror, that if you told the truth to, youd get a gold coin, and if you told a lie to the mirror, youd get sucked in forever. 

one day a hidious red head walked in and said to the mirror, i think im the prettiest girl in all of england. she got sucked in. then a horrible looking brunette walked in, and she said i think im the prettiest girl in all of england, and she got sucked in. then, a drop dead gorgeous blonde walks in, and says i think... and before she could finish, she was sucked in forever.