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Fuckin Tasty Mammy

Views(1087) Created(11-21-07) Category ( Dirty )

Our house was Flooded, so we were living at a Hotel for awhile. It sucked not being able to get away from anyone and have time with my girlfriend. So to surprise her i got us our own suite for a night. She was gonna be waiting for me when i got off work with candles lit. But when i got in the room the lights were off and she was already asleep. So i decided to wake her up with some oral, maybe then things would get poppin.So i started lickin and suckin and all that. It tasted real good better than it ever had before.  She Busted like a fountain, and i decided to go take a shower before we went any farther. When i got out My girlfriend was waiting for me in the bathroom. She had gone and gotten us dinner. I thought to myself "that was pretty fast of her, Ahh fuck it i'm still horny." But when i started to try and fool around, she  said, " Be quiet your Mom had a fight with your dad earlier and she is sleeping in our bed right now."

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Princesslacy14 thats an old joke you just twisted the words around so it sounds like it really happened to you.
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