Bootyitch

It was a kid's first day of school. When he walks into the classroom the teacher asks "what's your name?" "Bootyitch" he tells her. "No really, what you're name?" "Bootyitch." "If you don't tell me what your name is, i'm sending you to the principal's office." "Bootyitch" he replies. So she sends him to the principal's office.

At the principal's office, the principal asks him "what's your name?" "Bootyitch." "No really, what's your name?" "Bootyitch." "If you don't tell me what your name is, I'm going to call the cops." "Bootyitch." So he calls the cops.

When the cops arrive, they ask him "what's your name son?" "Bootyitch." "you think this is funny? what's your name?" "Bootyitch" "if you don't tell us what your name is we're gonna shoot you." "bootyitch." and so the cops shot him.

so at his funeral, his mother's crying over his casket when she cries "oh my bootyitch!" the pastor walks over to her and says "would you like me to scratch it for you?"