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1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it
8. If you think she's spunky cover your money
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you're going into heat, package your meat
13. When you're undressing your venus dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!

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On June 16th 2008 beccaemoboo Said :
beccaemoboo lol. =) 5, 7 and 21 r well good. where did u hear these?
On September 9th 2007 Provan28 Said :
Provan28 my science teacher always says to us 'if it's not on, it's not on' lol
On July 3rd 2007 drowningnlove Said :
drowningnlove lol..I love no 11, 18 and 21