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Why sheep are better than women

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A HELLUVA  LOTTA  REASON WHY  SHEEP  ARE  BETTER  THAN   WOMEN
  1. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
  2. Sheep never ask about your former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them
  3. No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe
  4. Sheep are never concerned about their reputation
  5. Sheep don't smell like tuna fish
  6. You can feed a sheep to a crocodile when you're done and you won't get thrown in prison for it
  7. A sheep is warm on both sides
  8. Sheep don't ask "What have you done for me lately?"
  9. You can be a sheep farmer (aka polygamy)
  10. You can sell a sheep when you're tired of it
  11. You don't have to buy dinner for a sheep first. It can be your dinner afterward
  12. Sheep make the same noise all the time
  13. You don't have to hide your credit cards around sheep
  14. Sheep don't complain if you have other sheep
  15. Sheep are always on all fours
  16. No one has ever heard a sheep say, "Men are scum."
  17. Sheep don't expect orgasm
  18. A sheep doesn't mind if you're done in two minutes
  19. A sheep doesn't mind if you go to sleep afterward
  20. Sheep don't have fathers with shotguns
  21. You can kick a sheep in the head and it won't mind you still calling it "Baby"
  22. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
  23. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
  24. Nuttin' beats mutton
  25. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
  26. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early
  27. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
  28. Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up
  29. Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time
  30. A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
  31. A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can
  32. Sheep never have a headache
  33. A sheep won't give your favourite hunting shirt to Goodwill
  34. Sheep grow their own fur coats
  35. Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex
  36. Sheep are "ram tough"
  37. A sheep won't ask for a long lasting relationships, and a sheep won't cry when you tell her it's over
  38. A Sheep won't nag you, and a sheep won't tell you you're doing it all wrong.
  39. A sheep won't tell you to take out the garbage when your favourite show comes on T.V., and a sheep won't ask you to cut the grass in the middle of the ball game.
  40. A sheep won't expect flowers or candy on it's birthday, and a sheep won't mind if you forget an anniversary.
  41. A sheep won't kiss and tell, and a sheep won't about the other guys she's been with.
  42. A sheep won't object to doing it doggie style, and a sheep won't smoke afterwards.
  43. A sheep won't wear a mud pack to bed, And a sheep won't leave hair curlers all over the bedroom floor.
  44. A sheep won't expect you to wine and dine her first, and a sheep won't have her mother moving in with the two of you.
  45. A sheep won't drink your last beer, and a sheep won't ask to borrow your toothbrush.
  46. A sheep won't make you say, "I love you," if you don't really mean it, and a sheep won't write you a Dear John letter.
  47. A sheep won't try to hog all the covers, and a sheep won't insist you wear pyjamas to bed.
  48. A sheep won't spend an eternity in the bathroom putting in her diaphragm, and a sheep won't leave make-up all over the bathroom towels in the morning.
  49. A sheep won't insist you do it with the lights out, and a sheep won't ask you to put a rubber on.
  50. A sheep won't ask you where the blonde hair on your jacket came from, and a sheep won't ask about the lipstick marks on your schlong.
  51. A sheep won't care if you don't shower for a few days, and a sheep won't object to an adult movie to get you in the mood.
  52. A sheep won't tell you she doesn't swallow, and a sheep won't tell you she's expecting.
  53. A sheep won't ask how many other girls you've been with, and a sheep won't ask if she's the prettiest one.
  54. A sheep won't ask to move in with you, and a sheep won't make a scene if you find someone else.
  55. A sheep won't tell you she's got a headache, and a sheep won't get suspicious if you tell her you're working late at the office again.
  56. A sheep won't ask if that's all the bigger it gets, and a sheep won't ask for multiple orgasms.
  57. A sheep won't send you out for pizza at 1:00 a.m., and a sheep won't insist you call her a cab at 2:00 a.m.
  58. A sheep won't worry what the neighbours think, and a sheep won't tell you to keep quiet because the kids might hear.
  59. A sheep won't ask for money for the hairdresser, and a sheep won't tell you it's that time of the month.
  60. A sheep won't borrow your car and put a scratch in it. and a sheep won't borrow your razor.
  61. A sheep won't object to a threesome, and a sheep won't accuse you of giving her VD.
  62. A sheep won't be insecure about her figure, and a sheep won't insist on getting on top.
  63. A sheep won't ask where you were if you stay out all night, and a sheep won't object if you bring another chick home.
  64. And finally, a sheep won't ask you to marry her.


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On October 28th 2007 YummxPotatoes Said :
YummxPotatoes woooow. really? lol

i thought it was funny, not offensive[well, except for the tuna fish thing. XD]

i liked it. but it was kinda wierd imagining dudes having sex with sheep. lol
On March 9th 2007 Provan28 Said :
Provan28 these jokes are more for aussies because in australia we say that people from new zealand love to have sex with sheep